Señora Metring Speaks on ZTE Deal or No Deal

From: Señora Metring

This national boardband network is getting to my nerves, you know. I’m really paid up with all the scenic investigations. So much adieu about nothing.

First, owing to executive free village, CHED Chairman Romulo Neri snapped the scenic invitation. Second, came Jun Lozada who is president of Phil-forest with missing trees on his head.

Then there’s the crying boy sournamed Santos who confessed to I forgot what. There’s also Engineer Madriaga who collaborated Lozada’s confession. However, this Madriaga is allegedly a throwjan horse from Malacanang because he throws and throws information just like that.

But what gets my gloat is this attempt of kidnapping and abdication at the airport. If they can do that to Jun Lozada then they can easily do that to ordinary mortars like us.

All these things are happening because of that 200 million as bride of former Comelec Chairman Abalos to Neri.. But that is just a drop in the pocket since the 329 million dollars ZTE contract is fantastically overpriced and vulcanized, you know.

So now we have to draw the light. The evil one should step down for she has no more mural ascendancy. But we cannot afford a coup data because it is anathema to economic progress.

So if the president will not submit to a snipe election then we should cease and decease in all these nonsensical talks and let’s foot our act together.

Don’t forget that history remits itself and the only impedient for evil to success is for good men to nothing doing. But if you disagree with me then just bag off. Okay?

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Britney Spears & World Politics

Pedestrian Observer Group Blog has an entry on Britney Spears & World Politics. See how she can play a pivotal role in world politics.....this one is hilarious....... check it out......don't forget to click this there (click here if you are over 18 years old).... .. not recommended for prudes..... but highly recommended for those with sense of rumor... errr humor.

There is another hilarious entry about Reynaldo Lapuz the new American Idol sensation with his original composition "We Are Brothers" that definitely bump William Hung off the "charts". Definitely an original and his song catchy where kids at school are overheard singing Reynaldo lapuz song.

Judge for yourself.... see the next sensation, enterprising people are now selling on Ebay his T-shirt and ringtones, we just don't know if it was selling briskly but kids seems to be inclined and excited that they can buy this item.

We're Brothers Forever

By: Reynaldo Lapuz

I am your brother

Your best friend forever

Singing this songs

The music that you liiiike!

Brothers till the end of time

Together or not

You're always in my heart

Your hurt, your feelings

And you will worry no mooore!

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Top 10 Reasons Why There Couldn't Be a Filipino-American US President

Supposedly By David Letterman that is going the email spam errrr rounds on the internet.

10. The White House is not big enough for in-laws and extended relatives.

9. There are not enough parking spaces at the White House for 2 Honda Civics, 2 Toyota Land Cruisers, 3 Toyota Corollas, a Mercedes Benz, a BMW (Big Mean Wife), and an MPV (My Pinoy Van).

8. Dignitaries generally are intimidated by eating with their fingers at State dinners.

7. There are too many dining rooms in the White House - where will they put the picture of the Last Supper?

6. The White House walls are not big enough to hold a pair of giant wooden spoon and fork.

5. Secret Service staff won't respond to "pssst...pssst"

.4. Secret Service staff will not be comfortable driving the presidential car with a Holy Rosary hanging on the rear view mirror or the statue of the Santo Nino on the dashboard.

3. No budget allocation to purchase a karaoke machine for every room in the White House.2. State dinners do not allow "Take Home".AND THE NUMBER 1 REASON WHY THERE COULDN'T BE A FILIPINO-AMERICAN US PRESIDENT IS...

1. Air Force One does not allow overweight Balikbayan boxes!