The Mole
Todays joke at Neal Cruz column As I See It
Three surgeons are boasting about their respective surgical skills.
“I operated on the leg of a man,” said the orthopedic surgeon, “and now he is a champion marathon runner.”
“I operated on the heart of a man,” said the cardiac surgeon, “and now he is an Olympic gold medalist in decathlon.”
“That’s nothing,” said the cosmetic surgeon. “I put a mole on the cheek of a dwarf, and now she is the President!"
Political Humor
Three surgeons are boasting about their respective surgical skills.
“I operated on the leg of a man,” said the orthopedic surgeon, “and now he is a champion marathon runner.”
“I operated on the heart of a man,” said the cardiac surgeon, “and now he is an Olympic gold medalist in decathlon.”
“That’s nothing,” said the cosmetic surgeon. “I put a mole on the cheek of a dwarf, and now she is the President!"
Political Humor
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