Jokes going the rounds on the net
ONLY IN THE
1. Doctors go back to school to be nurses abroad.
2. Rats are normal house pets.
3. Soap opera is reality and news provides the dramas of life.
4. Actors make the rules and politicians provide the entertainment!
ENRIQUE ZOBEL: half Filipino half Spanish.
HENRY SY: half Filipino half Chinese.
JUAN FLAVIER: half Filipino half Igorot.
RAUL ROCO: half Hawaiian half Polo.
JOHN OSMENA: half Filipino half Filipina.
MIKE ARROYO: half Filipino half Pork.
AI AI DELAS ALAS: half Filipino half Moon.
GMA: half!!..
A song for our Honorable (DAW!) Congressmen and
Senator, Mayors and Governors:
"BOOM CORRUPT CORRUPT,
BOOM CORRUPT CORRUPT,
KURAKOT, KURAKOT,
BOOM BOOM BOOM!"
MGA JOB TITLES NA DAPAT NANG PALITAN:
PRESIDENT- pasimuno.
VICE PRESIDENT- kunsitidor.
SECRETARY- palsipikador.
TREASURER- kubrador.
AUDITOR- kasabwat.
PUBLIC RELATION OFFICER- tsismoso.
REPRESENTATIVES- pahamak.
SPOKESMAN- bolero.
SGT-AT-ARMS- tirador.
ADVISER- taga sulsol.
(mas tama di bah?)
Pilita Corrales -
LANI MISALUCHA -
REGINE VELASQUEZ -
GLORIA MACAPAGAL ARROYO - "Mole of
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1 comment:
I love this post.
It's hilarious!
Lalo na description kay Gloria -- half!
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